Ever notice that software seems to have a personality? Some programs are desperate for approval, some eager to please, some like to show-off all their cool features, some calmly wait for their opportunity to be useful.
And some programs are simply arrogant jerks. There are a couple of utilities that are useful enough that, like in real-life, you simply put up with their crappy attitude and count the days until a competitor comes along that will offer a viable alternative. I end up tallying my annoyances every time they crop up, keeping score for the day I can wipe them from my machine. They have a trait in common that I'll get to in the end (so skip down if you want), but first lets name some names--here are my top offenders in no particular order.
This jerk seems unable to put together something as simple as a patch. Every time an upgrade is available, you have to download the whole setup file. It saves your playlists and music and such but that doesn't mean it keeps all your selections and preferences. I like a cluttered "Desktop", but iTunes seems unable to distinguish between "Desktop" and "Quick Launch". To get one, you have to have another. Which means that after every upgrade, I have to delete the shortcut form my Quick Launch. Jerk.
Also, you can't install iTunes without Quick Time. I hate that sorry program. It doesn't play nice with others, and it wants to hog all your media associations. Also, every time it installs, it figures you want it to load and sit in your system tray. Seriously, why on Earth would I want a media player resident in memory all the time?!? It's like that Melvin kid in elementary school who latches onto you and pesters you constantly. Go away please. Stay away. If I set a preference that I don't want to see you, that preference should persist through an upgrade. Jerk.
The Adobe Reader is a must-have utility if you deal with electronic documents at all. Everything from product manuals to pre-print artwork can be exchanged online and maintain all the formatting and presentation options marketers insist are important. So I can't really give them the kiss-off I long to give. Tell me, please, why a document viewer requires three restarts in order to install a point upgrade? Why should I restart even once? I can't imagine why a document reader needs to be so tied into the system kernel that it can't unload and reload without turning the OS off. I don't care how clumsy the OS is, get over yourself already and learn to adopt a lighter touch. Jerk.
Real is another media company with their own proprietary format for video and sound. Real also installs itself into your Quick Launch without asking. Did I mention how much I hate that? Real also has possibly the most annoying registration process. You literally cannot start up their software until you complete the registration. It is obvious that Real sees their customers as uniquely their very own and anyone not willing to give them all their personal information must be pirates anyway so screw the freeloading scum. The real (heh) pain comes when you try to uninstall, though. I'm not sure if this is deliberate or incompetence, but even if you successfully complete an uninstall (hardly a given), Real can leave little bits of itself embedded in your system. Pieces that load on startup, even--taking up valuable system resources. Jerk.
Sometimes, someone will release content that uses Real's formats. When that happens, I generally blow it off. If the author is going to use jerky software to get their content out, I'm generally not interested. Every now and then, someone will bury content I actually really want with a proprietary Real format. Fortunately, it turns out that Real isn't too hard to duplicate (lending towards the incompetent judgement mentioned earlier), so alternatives exist. At this point, I don't care if the program is illegally using patented processes or formats, I'm just glad it's available. It wouldn't surprise me to hear of some lawsuit brought by Real someday because some hacker is releasing software that is more stable, more user friendly, and has a smaller footprint than they can manage. Jerks.
The Common Factor
I'm not sure why media software companies tend to be jerks, but it seems to me that these at least have one trait in common: they make important decisions without your input or permission. Anyone who puts their trashy icon in my Quick Launch or System Tray without my permission is automatically a jerk in my book. If you want to set up residence there, you had better ask me first. I don't want my barber camping on my front porch, and I don't want Real in my Quick Launch. How hard is that to understand?
Also, I don't care if it is sloppy programming or deliberate obtuseness but when I tell you to go, you go. Completely. I can understand that it can be tempting for companies with a strong market to lock customers into certain options and choices. The effect on me, and I'll bet that I'm not alone here, is that it makes me yearn for alternatives. A company with a must-have product is in an enviable position. Stay unobtrusive and I'll stick with you for a while, even when competitors show up. Drag yourself to my attention with petty "look at me" stupidity, though, and I'll be begging for a replacement. Seriously, you have my business, don't make me regret it. You may be irreplaceable now, but you're one motivated guy in a garage away from extinction.