I wish that I could take credit for this, but I can't. The fact of the matter is that one of my developers created this and sent it to me one day she was particularly frustrated. It isn't her fault that it's in VB, that was our environment at the time. I take it as a badge of honor that it was sent to me personally, rather than being sent to the rest of the team (don't get me wrong, the rest of the team were copied, but though I was the target, it was obvious that I was trusted to...